Entertaining copy and content that converts
I inject FUN into your brand's tone of voice and still deliver the FUNdamentals:
Increased sales, website traffic, and brand exposure.
Not all heroes wear capes.
How many more computer screens, keyboards, and mice have
to needlessly die before you realise there's an easier way?
Because that copywriting thing that you hate doing...
That's the thing that I
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Hi, I'm Ste, The Comma Chameleon.
Hire me to ghostwrite your:
Blogs
Articles
LinkedIn posts
Website content
and let's give your blood pressure monitor the rest of its life off.
Remember: If it's wordy or nerdy then I'm your birdy 🐤
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Was your last blog a slog and as impenetrable as smog?
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Are the articles that you publish drier than cinnamon-flavoured cardboard?
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Has Liz Taylor had more engagements than your last LinkedIn post?
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Is your current website content the equivalent of being stranded in a damp caravan with nothing but Andy Murray and a wallpapering instructional video for company?
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Actually, you're pretty good at all of the above but you just don't have the time (or can't be arsed) to write it.
I'm the answer.
My copywriting, blogs, articles, and content writing will save you precious time, money, and stress and they'll be your company's greatest salesperson. They'll pull in punters 24/7/365 from all over the world, making you money while you sleep - all without ever demanding a salary, gym membership, or an early finish on a Friday to go and play golf.
So, come and see me for a copy and content transplant. We’ll nip and tuck away the grey and replace it with words so vibrant, zingy, punchy, and bright it’ll leave your brand looking like it's been carved out of marble by the Gods.
Hit the links below, have a good old sniff around (oo-er!) and get in touch if you want your copy to go from humdrum to hypnotising.
